I'll be gone

deathdesu @ 2009-11-25T22:59:00

2009-11-26T06:59:58Z

So, hello to everyone who friended me at mayfield_rpg ! All... two of you, I think. Hahah |D ♥ But I think this is the thing to do anyway, making an intro. And hey, maybe some people on my FList will learn new things anyway. Sorry it's so late. orz

I'm Des! I'm 22 years old, live in San Diego, currently my major is undecided although it used to be theater. Still, I could get my associate's now if I wanted to, but I'm not going to yet.

Since I am currently unemployed, I waste all of my free time contributing to fandom - mainly RPing but sometimes I deviate into fan art and other things. However my most well-known contribution to any fandom was the shrine to Hao's pants I made when I was like 15 or something. ... I keep telling myself I should finish it someday, but then I wonder what the point would be in updating after 7 years. If I'm going to do that, I should wait 3 more years and make it a 10-year-anniversary kind of thing...

... So as you can see, I also like to ramble and get off on tangents. My AIM is Macrocosm Says if you want to get off on tangents together!

And I guess that's it.

Writer's Block: Yes, offense taken

2009-10-26T01:24:28Z

If a friend or relative makes a racist or homophobic remark, do you tend to confront them or let it slide? Are you more likely to confront them if it offends you directly or someone else who seems reluctant to speak up?

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I definitely confront them.

But being that way cost me a relationship that I really cared about. Supposedly we made up, but she still hasn't spoken to me.

I don't get people. Why does this keep happening?

Writer's Block: Old friends

2009-10-11T03:43:16Z

Have you ever reconnected with long-lost friends over the Internet? Overall, have the relationships you've rekindled been more meaningful or superficial? Are there any people you wish you hadn't run into again online?

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I've reconnected with several online friends. I don't think any of my rekindled online relationships have been superficial... well maybe one or two.

With Zilon and I, the connection wasn't ever really lost that much. We were just going separate paths - she was absorbed in an MMO, and I wasn't, so we didn't talk to each other for a few years. But now that we've reconnected to work on our project, our bonds have deepened a lot.

In the case of Suka and PR, it was really a huge relief. We don't talk as much, but it means a lot to me that we were able to be friends again, on any level.

God, I suck at updating.

2009-07-10T04:41:19Z

Comment with the name of a character, pairing, etc., in one of my fandoms/fandom we share.

I'll post you an "instant" mini-fanmix: a cover and 3-5 songs that remind me of that character/pairing/show/etc. I'll upload the songs and everything!

This might take me a while but I've never tried anything like it before so what the hell, could be interesting.

deathdesu @ 2009-04-30T12:17:00

2009-04-30T19:27:28Z

Name a series and I'll pick characters from it whom I would:

1. Bake cupcakes for:
2. Trust with the keys to my car:
3. Put thumbtacks on the chair therof:
4. Have a crush on:
5. Pack up and leave if they moved next door:
6. Vote for President:
7. Pick as my partner in a buddy movie:
8. Pair up:
9. Vote off the island and into the volcano:
10. Wheedle into fixing my MP3 player:

and then!

o1. Grab the nearest book.
o2. Open the book to page 23.
o3. Find the fifth sentence.
o4. Post the text of the next five sentences in your journal along with these instructions:
--Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
--Tag five other people to do the same.

"So now that I have a seer on my side, you can look into the future and find the tea!"
"Actually, to predict the future, I have to look at the remains in the bottom of a teacup, and do readings on the shapes that they make. So you see..."
"You need tea to find the tea, huh?"
"But we're in luck - amongst the people in the party, I read someone's mind and they were thinking about how to smuggle tea...lots of tea."

The closest book was my personal notebook. '-' So I guess I'll explain... in this story, one of my characters, Magnus, was in a high school class had to write about where he saw himself in 20 years, or something like that. And so he starts writing this farcical James Bond-like story about himself on a mission for the Prime Minister of Britishland to catch a villain who stole all the tea in the world. The character is pretty hyper and ADD so the script is fast-paced, stupid fun.

Tagging whoever wants to do it.

Meme from Kim!

2009-04-17T18:59:34Z

1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.

Zachary Quinto - Married

First of all, I love Sylar. But besides that, he seems to be really soft-spoken and laid-back, but, without being unconfident or a sissy. I also think he has a good sense of humor, but the kind that wouldn't get annoying. I think he has the right balance of seriousness, and probably has the most in common with me out of the three. ... And my dad would likely be thrilled if I married him, cause he's Spock. And I really like his eyes and I think he has the best choice in clothing... cause he's sort of into fashion, I hear.

Lee Pace - c...cliffed oh my god I'msosorry. 8D;

Aiiigh. Lee is so humble and so nice, he seems like such a softie. I don't think he would survive being married to me, and as for a quick shag... I dunno, he doesn't seem like a one-night stand kind of guy, he looks so shy. So I'd either be misleading or taking advantage of him somehow, and I'd feel so guilty. I feel really guilty about cliffing him too though... cause. HOW CAN YOU SERIOUSLY CLIFF THAT!? But uh. I'm going to say that it's a small cliff overlooking a big deep lake and it was done playfully. 8Dv

Josh Holloway - Shagged

Josh is the funniest person out of the three, and laughter's an aphrodisiac. I think he'd be really charming, despite the fact that I'm not huge on his looks or accent, but neither of those is a deal breaker since I like his personality a lot. But he seems less artsy and geeky than Zach, so I'd probably have less in common with him. He'd probably get less fun over time, so, I'll just hit that. I think he'd be cool with it.

deathdesu @ 2008-12-31T23:26:00

2009-01-01T07:31:43Z

Zilon: ohay it's 2009.

Des: psh, for you

Des: I still have an hour XD

Zilon: How is it in the past?

Zilon: I hear you're still using rocks for wheels

Des: Actually Chi says I have to save the future since I'm in the past. :|

Zilon: You need to go back to the future to make sure your mom falls in love with your dad so you don't time paradox yourself out of existance.

Des: But my parents are divorced. 8|

Zilon: Do you want to be time paradox'd!

Des: I DUNNO D:

Des: I GUESS NOT

Zilon: INTO THE DELORIAN

Des: **gets in the Delorian** >:|

Des: I can't drive, does that matter? 8D

Zilon: GREAT SCOTT

Zilon: we need to get you a license before you fade out of existance

Des: 8D;;;

Des: Doc...

Des: I think we're gonna need a montage.

Zilon: The hours approaching, just give it your best

You've got to reach your prime.

That’s when you need to put yourself to the test,

And show us a passage of time!

Zilon: We're gonna need a montage (montage)

Oh it takes a montage (montage)

Des: In anything if you want to go

From just a beginner to a pro

You need a montage!

Even Rocky had a montage!

(montaaage!)

Zilon: Always fade out in a montage,

If you fade out, it seem like more time

Has passed in a montage,

Montage

montage

montaaaage

Des: ALL RIGHT! I'M READY TO GET IN THAT DELORIAN AND GO BACK TO THE FUTURE! >O

Des: without running anyone over!

Zilon: GET TO IT MAR- OH HEY I MEAN DES

Des: **DOES THAT SHIT.**

Zilon: ANTICLIMATIC

Des: WELL IF YOU MUST KNOW THE FULL STORY, MY PARENTS MET AT AN "UNDERCOVER" CONCERT AND STUFF.

Des: so I totally got to do that guitar playing bit anyway, despite the fact that I didn't know how to do that, I guess it got covered in the montage too

Des: montages are great

Zilon: They really are.

WELL WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS

HAPPY NEW YEAR, GUYS

Make it a good one!

Yoinked from Akito~

2008-07-28T18:46:53Z

Name a series and I'll tell you the character(s) I would:

1. Bake cupcakes for:
2. Trust with the keys to my car:
3. Put thumbtacks on the chair therof:
4. Have a crush on:
5. Pack up and leave if they moved next door:
6. Vote for President:
7. Pick as my partner in a buddy movie:
8. Pair up:
9. Vote off the island and into the volcano:
10. Wheedle into fixing my MP3 player:

and next up

o1. Grab the nearest book.
o2. Open the book to page 23.
o3. Find the fifth sentence.
o4. Post the text of the next five sentences in your journal along with these instructions:
--Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
--Tag five other people to do the same.

Aheh.

All of my books are on a book shelf an equal distance away from the door.... and textbooks so don't count. So. Here is a clip from the closest book, that was not manga, a dictionary, or for school. (But if manga counts, the quote is "GAG WIND!")

"At eleven o'clock the phone rang, and still the figure did not respond, any more than it had responded when the phone had rung at twenty-five to seven in the morning, again at twenty to seven, again at ten to seven, and again for ten minutes continuously starting at five to seven, after which it had settled into a long and significant silence, disturbed only by the braying of police sirens in a nearby street at around nine o'clock, the delivery of a large eighteenth-century dual manual harpsichord at around nine fifteen, and the collection of same by bailiffs at a little after ten."

dear god, that was the longest sentence ever. what the hell, Adams.

Incidentally, the quote WAS from my favorite book, "The Long Dark Tea-Time Of The Soul."

I am tagging Courtney, Chi, Cruzle, Keii, and Kal.

actually, the world ends with your ducks

2008-07-14T07:12:37Z

Des: I found more blinking ducks

Des: .-. ANGEL AND DEVIL BLINKING DUCKS, CHI.

Chi: ..........AWESOME.

Des: **b-bought them**

Des: If they start making more variations of blinking duck, I may end up with a collection. **deadpan**

Chi: ...that'd be hilarious to see.

Des: like, every anime expo, I go as Near, and my blinking duck collection has grown in size

Chi: Yes.

Des: "Des, HOW MANY BLINKING DUCKS DO YOU HAVE"

Des: "THEY KEEP MAKING MORE"

Chi: Eventually it gets to the point that we start stealing one each year. |D

Des: haha yes

Des: You habitually take home last year's duckie.

Chi: Yes. XDDD

Des: because clearly, I am a duckie fashionista and cannot be seen with last year's duckie.

Chi: Yes. Because it's just soooooooooooooooo last year and sooooooooooooooooo not faboo.

Des: XDDD

Chi: IT'S ZETTA UNFASHIONABLE!

Des: ...

Des: **takes her blinking ducks to Shibuya**

Des: **affects trends**

Chi: .....what brand are they?

Des: maybe they are in all different brands

Des: or perhaps they are a category of their own! >O

Chi: A new brand? :O

Des: Indeed

Des: Forget all the other brands! I wear the flashing duck brand! Pioneer of fashion! :D

Des: although since all it is is flashing ducks, you kind of do have to wear the other brands too unless you're staying in the tub for the rest of your life. :/

Chi: XD

Des: that's what true fanatics of the flashing duck brand do.

Des: they live in their bathtub.

Des: shunning clothes!

Chi: Shun the clothes!

Des: Flashing duck brand - sweeping nudist colonies everywhere!

Des: Breaking into Shibuya culture!

Des: our pins are more badass!

Des: why? BECAUSE THEY ALSO BLINK

Chi: ...that'd be AWESOME

Con report deux

2008-07-07T04:47:06Z

Well, the Boba place was never open in the mornings, and the rest of the con, we stayed out much too late to want to bother to update, so I didn't get to update every night like I'd originally thought.

Friday was just me and Chi because Kal went to Universal Studios with her dad. The day was mostly spent shopping and wandering around. We went to artist alley and I picked up some cute Kingdom Hearts stationary paper. Actually, most of my purchases for this day were KH-related. I have a heartless shirt and hat and a nobody shirt too. The highlight of Friday took place from 11PM - 3PM, which was the Ultimate Karaoke Fighting Challenge!!

This was basically a singing tournament, where they made you sing random songs that you may or may not know while your opponent tried to distract you and they threw any number of silly tasks in that you also had to do. Chi was thwarted because they made her do Wii Fit while singing, so even Hare Hare Yukai could not rescue her and she dropped out in the first round. I, however, smoked my opponent ~~Juan~~ Ivan because my category was video game music. I rocked FFX's "Otherworld", he had to sing some thing from Katamari Damacy that he didn't know.

The Distraction challenge round was not something me or Chi participated in, but it was possibly the most epically funny thing I have ever seen. Imagine a man calling himself Steven Segall and trying to sing "Ride on Shooting Star" while one of the judges ties his shoelaces together and chases him around the stage while his opponent, a chesty blonde girl, bumps and grinds against him and someone else keeps unscrewing his microphone so he has to keep grabbing new ones and actually manages to rock the song. I REALLY wish I had a camcorder for this entire competition. We were dying all throughout it. 8D Steven got bumped out by the girl who beat Chi, but I'm glad for that.

As for me, a few rounds later, I was making paper wings to sing Catch You Catch Me, and then throwing flashing ducks at a Fate/Stay Night cosplayer to screw up her Cruel Angel's Thesis. Yeah, Saber was quite good and a fan favorite, but I beat her, so I'm proud of that. In the end, I got second place, so I won some obscure DVDs and manga. Gave Chi the manga so she could read it on the plane - we'll see how I like "Shadow Star Narutaru."

Saturday, I cosplayed as Near and Kal was Mikami. We had another air hockey battle - I won this time! And... well, we got it filmed, buuuut I lost that camera at the Nakagawa Shoko concert. (;_; Please find my camera, Con Ops.) Shokotan was awesome though. She cosplayed a bunch of different characters while singing - she was Yoko while singing Sorairo Days and Happily Ever After, of course, and pimped Gurren Lagann a whole lot. I got to hear what the English VAs sound like - not bad, really. Kamina's voice is a lot higher than I'm used to, but I think he can deliver the lines. He was also the MC for the Masquerade!

There was a Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei skit group, who I thought was the best of the night.

"I'M IN DESPAIR! ANIME EXPO BEING HELD IN DOWNTOWN LA HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!"

"Oh, look! A purse snatcher! D:"

"That's not a purse snatcher! :D He's just holding her stuff so she can pose for pictures! Isn't that considerate?"

"Agh, it's a shooting!! D8"

"No, no! That's not a shooting! He just saw how hot her costume was, so he wanted to provide some ventilation! :D"

After that, Kal and I made B coffee and drank it together, then took the remaining sugar cubes to find L cosplayers to give them to. I also gave out huge chocolate bars to Mello cosplayers, because I was an utter retard and forgot to bring all 10 of them when I was dressed as him. TT; Needless to say, we got a lot of hugs and lovin' and pictures of cosplayers posing with snack food. We are keeping this as a picture-getting strategy in the future. Free sugar makes everyone a lot friendlier!

There was also an L orgy that had to get broken up by security - "This is a public venue! D8" Death Note cast pisses off security all week. Fuahahaha. We ended the day with DN as well, as the three of us watched the finale together in Kal's hotel room and then said our goodbyes to each other. So it really was a finale for our time together.... T^T orz D: D: D:

Sunday, Chi and I packed, played Okage: Shadow King in our hotel for a while, I went on a last-minute shopping spree, and then we watched Whose Line Is It Anime. Pretty funny, but nothing terrifically quotable that I remember, at least nothing that you'd get if you weren't there.

So, that's it! It was a blast and I can't wait until next year.

CON REPORT. >D

2008-07-04T07:00:47Z

This whole day was awesome. From sharing the hotel room with Chi to walking around the con with her and Kal, I can't believe it's only the first day! This shit is going to go on all week?! Eeeeee *_*

Well, today Kal and I were Wammies - I was younger Mello and she was ... well, Near doesn't dress any different when he's younger, but. We are incredibly awesome cosplayers. Spent a great deal of time hating on each other, I failed at walling her because she was wearing a backpack, and then we pissed off some security guards by roughhousing too much. IC Near vs Mello air hockey was epic. Weird machine though, it ended our game when the score was tied! Maybe it was on a time limit. I suppose it was fitting though.

I didn't make it to the AX Idol finals, but I'm happy with the job that I did. Considering I hadn't practiced at all. None of the judges had any critique for me, so I was good, but just not the BEST. There's always next year!

After AX Idol we split up with Chi, and me and Kal made a precarious tower out of Death Note figurines ("Death Note Jenga!" as a passerby named it) while waiting for the showing of "L Change the WorLd." Definitely a movie made for the L fans - I wasn't really fangasming as much as the rest of the audience, but it had a decent story and plenty of funny moments, so I have no complaints.

We got lost a LOT. Chi and I started the day off by getting lost, and we ended the day getting lost looking for some ice cream vending machine which we never found. Vic Micnogna is staying in Kal's hotel.

Purchases were goggles and half of the Death Note figures. Will probably wear the goggles tomorrow.

The Boba place across from our hotel has free internet, so we plan on coming back here to upload our con pictures and make AX posts. We'll keep you posted!

also, if you ever go to an anime con, yell "Believe it!!" once in a while. The reactions you get are hilarious.

deathdesu @ 2008-07-02T08:53:00

2008-07-02T15:55:20Z

Huhuhu! Me and Chi and Kal are going to Anime Expo! See you in a week!

so exciteeeed

deathdesu @ 2008-06-11T09:37:00

2008-06-11T16:44:00Z



		I will marry Beyond Birthday.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Darfur in our fabulous House.
		We will have 15 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a Gold Weeniemobile.
		I will spend my days as a Cult Leader, and live happily ever after.

... It's only fun if you put in duds, they said. XP

Well, I'm sure my serial killer husband and our 15 children will contribute to my cult. :D

Oh god, my name would be "Destini April Birthday" .... and my birthday is in April.... and my mom wanted me to be born in April.

**facepalm**

deathdesu @ 2008-06-07T19:54:00

2008-06-08T03:04:55Z

Dear Tim Burton:

Paxie and I have decided that you really ought to make a stop-motion movie out of Yu-Gi-Oh! We're sure it would be a major hit with your fan base. '_' After perusing your Wikipedia page and seeing what actors you like to use, here is our suggestion of a possible cast and our reasons as to why.

Yugi should be played by Deep Roy, because Deep Roy is a midget.

Seto should be played by Michael Gough, because he was in Doctor Who and Seto is a nerd.

Tea should be played by Jan Hooks, because just look at her Wikipedia picture. I can feel the friendship speech!

Joey should be played by Paul Reubens, because it doesn't get much funnier than that.

Tristan should be played by Michael Keaton, just because.

Bakura should be played by Christopher Lee, because Christopher Lee is British and evil.

Mai Valentine should be played by Winona Ryder, because she has a nicer rack than Helena we think.

Mokuba should be played by Helena Bonham Carter, because Helena should be in the movie even if Winona's rack is nicer.

And finally, Pegasus should be played by Johnny Depp, because somehow nobody else was interesting or purple enough.

.....Anyway. Please make this movie, Tim. :) The world would be a better place.

Anyone for an ARRRR-P?

2008-05-15T05:05:45Z

So hey, I know plenty of people on my F-List like Death Note, so I'm gonna give this a shot. '-'

I'm thinking of starting a DN RP on LJ. It would be AUcrack. With PIRATES.

I tried it once on Gaia and it didn't work out so well, 'cause, well... Gaia.

It is the Age of Exploration for the Island Nations of Mu. There are two nations present in Mu; The Luken Kingdom and the Nura Kingdom. Sailors from all walks of life take to the seas, for thrills, fortune, and glory. But there is one fortune that could change the course of the world:

The Death God’s Treasure.

Many a yarn has been told about the Death God’s Treasure. They say the treasure is so large, that it’s not hidden on an island – it IS the island. It is an island-sized treasure trove. They also say that he who holds the treasure is blessed – and cursed – with the powers of Death.

So what happens when a small pirate crew comes across a map to this place? Captain Mihael Keehl has just made such a discovery. Determined to find the Death God’s Treasure, he and his first mate, M. Jeevas, set a course for adventure.

But they’re not the only ones.

Captain Nate River, Keehl’s eternal rival at sea, has recently obtained a Letter of Marque and become a Privateer – gaining power and ships from the King of Nura, and becoming Commodore River. Having gotten wind of Keehl’s current ambition, they too are heading for the treasure.

There’s also Commodore Mikami, the head of the Luken Imperial Navy who has been pursuing the both of them for several years, and His Royal Highness Light Yagami, the Prince of Luken who swiftly enlisted into the Navy to avoid an arranged marriage to Lady Misa Amane. Wanting only the attention of her betrothed, Amane also fled to the sea, becoming a lady pirate in the hopes that Yagami would pursue her.

Last but not least are the wild cards, the feared GHOST Pirates, lead by Captain Lawliet (and his FIRST MATE, MR. WAMMY! there are you happy Akito) Nobody knows what they’re after because they’re damn mysterious, but it can be assumed that they have an interest in the Death God’s Treasure and in making trouble for pirate and navy alike.

But yeah! Would anyone want to do this with me? '-' Comment please if you're interested or if you just want to tell me I'm nuts. :P If there's some interest, we can talk about starting!

Also, the plot can stand for some re-doing if there are better ideas out there to add and whatnot.

deathdesu @ 2008-05-14T11:53:00

2008-05-14T18:57:40Z

Hokai! I've gotten 3/5 of my presents for this meme prepared, two have already been shipped and recieved.

However.

**POINT**

duckmole86!

What are your fandoms? What are your interests? What kind of little stuff do you like?

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?! 8D

Please, disclose.

Stole another one from Akito!

2008-05-10T22:01:28Z

Below are the top 106 books tagged “unread” in Librarything.

The rules:
Bold what you have read, italicize books you’ve started but couldn’t finish, and strike through books you hated. Add an asterisk* to those you’ve read more than once. Underline those on your TBR list.

Jonathan Strange & M. Norrell
Anna Karenina
Crime and Punishment
Catch-22
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Wuthering Heights
The Silmarillion
Life of Pi: A Novel
The Name of the Rose
Don Quixote
Moby Dick
Ulysses
Madame Bovary
The Odyssey
Pride and Prejudice
Jane Eyre
A Tale of Two Cities
The Brothers Karamazov
Guns, Germs, and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies
War and Peace
Vanity Fair
The Time Traveler’s Wife
The Iliad
Emma
The Blind Assassin
The Kite Runner
Mrs. Dalloway
Great Expectations
American Gods
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Atlas Shrugged
Reading Lolita in Tehran
Memoirs of a Geisha
Middlesex
Quicksilver
Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
The Canterbury tales
The Historian
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Love in the Time of Cholera
Brave New World
The Fountainhead
Foucault’s Pendulum
Middlemarch
Frankenstein
The Count of Monte Cristo
Dracula
A Clockwork Orange
Anansi Boys
The Once and Future King
The Grapes of Wrath
The Poisonwood Bible
1984
Angels & Demons
The Inferno
The Satanic Verses
Sense and Sensibility
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Mansfield Park
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
To the Lighthouse
Tess of the D’Urbervilles
Oliver Twist
Gulliver’s Travels
Les Misérables
The Corrections
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Dune
The Prince
The Sound and the Fury
Angela’s Ashes
The God of Small Things
A People’s History of the United States : 1492-Present
Cryptonomicon
Neverwhere
A Confederacy of Dunces
A Short History of Nearly Everything
Dubliners
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Beloved
Slaughterhouse-Five
The Scarlet Letter
Eats, Shoots & Leaves
The Mists of Avalon
Oryx and Crake : a Novel
Collapse : How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
Cloud Atlas
The Confusion
Lolita
Persuasion
Northanger Abbey
The Catcher in the Rye
On the Road
The Hunchback of Notre Dame This is bold and italicized because, well, I did finish it, but technically I didn't read the whole thing, considering I skipped over all of the boring chapters describing the architecture.
Freakonomics
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
The Aeneid
Watership Down
Gravity’s Rainbow
The Hobbit
In Cold Blood
White Teeth
Treasure Island *
David Copperfield
The Three Musketeers

And feel free to recommend any of these that you have read! o/

deathdesu @ 2008-05-04T14:50:00

2008-05-04T21:52:53Z

I have a paid account!

I impulse-bought a year of it. And with that, comes an icons makeover. Save for the one that I recently made that just amuses me, all of my icons are now of Des. BECAUSE I WAS NARCISSIST ENOUGH TO HAVE A WHOLE FOLDER SAVED OF THEM. (there are actually 106 icons in it, I really had to narrow them down. 8D) COME BUG ME SO I CAN PLAY WITH THEM. '___'

So, yeah! I guess maybe now I'll look for an actual layout or something. But that would require me to be less lazy.

Akazukin Chacha is fucking adorable.

I can has Despresent?

2008-04-23T17:49:37Z

From cheese_cookies

For the first five (5) people who reply to this post, and who re-post this challenge on their own journal I will send you a gift. It might be something I've made, or something I have on hand biding it's time among my stash for the perfect person to be shipped off/given to.It could be anything: a collection of songs, a postcard, handmade jewelry, a book, or something else entirely. Whatever it is, I promise I will get it to you in 365 days of your posted comment or less(ideally less).

It sounds fun, and 365 days is a whole year, so it's reasonable too. Let's all spread the love, guys~

ETA Right! Comments are screened on this entry, so send addresses too. But I'd like it if you made two comments, one with an address and one without, so that I can unscreen one of em' so other people can see who/how many people I've got. :D

Woooooooooo.

2008-04-17T13:40:59Z

Well, that was an experience, certainly.

Back from my party after being passed out for god knows how long, but although it would be perfectly reasonable, Des does not have a hangover. My head's still spinning just a tiny bit, but otherwise I'm completely fine. I had at least three shots each of Grand Marnier, Peppermint Schnapps and Apple Pucker, plus however much of that other freaking thing. It was my first time getting hammered, happened a lot faster than people seemed to expect, but I'm not really surprised at all. It was pretty funny for me because I was totally aware of how much I was slurring my words together. There's a point where I don't remember at all what happened, but judging by the pictures I'm pretty glad that I don't, it was basically a lot of me throwing up and being a zombie. I only remember the good stuff, therefore I would say it was a success!

I must've been a pretty boring drunk for my friends though. Sorry guys. But you still have my pie that we didn't get around to eating, so give it back. D:< (I think we just forgot about it.) We'll watch that movie some other time. Or never. Whichever works!

Anyway, after that I don't really plan on getting seriously drunk again, but I can say that I've done it now, and light drinks from now on will be nice. I still have maybe a third of the Marnier left, but who knows when I'll finish it off. All in all, it was pretty satisfying.

Presents list:

Death Note magnets
Invader Zim figurine and throw blanket (curling up in it while typing this.)
chocolate
4 lbs of red licorice
new mp3 player (though mom is replacing it because she realized it had less GB than my old one)
$61, total
gift certificate to some nail place (I want to get a manicure so I can learn to put in contacts without fear of stabbing my eye out with my ridiculously long and jagged fingernails, hopefully my blink reflex will be more easy to control)
MYSTERY PACKAGE that my aunt in Maryland told me she mailed today. (procrastinator!)

I also bought a Gurren Lagann action figure for myself, still waiting for that to come in the mail, as well as Death Note: How to Read and Another Note - The Los Angeles BB Murder Case, which I finished in one night. Mello's narration, especially the intro, was the secks. I never call anything 'the secks', but THAT? Yes. Naomi Misora, you are made of epic win and I will never call you minor again. Beyond Birthday, your name is stupid and you're a crazy fucker, but I somehow love you anyway. Against my will. Definitely recommend this novel for Death Note fans (though as a murder mystery, it was pretty lame.)

And that's the jist of it. I'm going to go take a shower, as I'm fairly certain I stink of the night's events. Maybe I'll go back to bed, but maybe not. I'm actually pretty peppy for fuckin' 6 in the morning.

deathdesu @ 2008-04-16T15:48:00

2008-04-16T22:50:53Z

Weeeeewt! Des is 21!

If you're missing me online, it's because I'm PARTYING.

And shut the fuck up, Jer.

deathdesu @ 2008-04-13T18:00:00

2008-04-14T01:07:06Z

Des has a baby bird! 8D

I found it on the pavement and took it home so people would not kick it. Its name is Hidan so it won't die. But also because it won't shut up. I am going to find some wildlife protection guys to take it to safety, but for now it is annoying my family members. We jacked an abandoned nest from above the stepdad's door so it can have a bed. Once it hops out of it, I'll take pictures. It blends in too well with it for now. :/ I'm making sure it gets lots of water.

But does anyone have further suggestions for what I should do with it? I think it's hungry but I have no idea how or what to feed it. >o> I hear it's too hard to do for someone who doesn't know how, but if anyone knows how...?

ETA Never mind! Apparently Hidan can fly.

Godspeed, little bird.

deathdesu @ 2008-04-06T16:06:00

2008-04-06T23:09:10Z

Nick: And now I need to think up a name

Nick: Thanks D:

Des: Well, only if you think he'd have a mad urge to tell it after that XDD

Nick: No, but he'd be the kinda person to say, "no my name is *insert cool name here* Clyde's a gay name.

Nick: "

Des: For the lulz, it could be something even more outrageous than Edge

Nick: Yeah, but I don't have any ideas

Nick: and I'm still "writing a paper"

Des: I'm trying to think of one XD

Des: Seventh Sanctum says

Des: "MY NAME IS DRAKE THUNDERSTEEL."

Des: "NO IT ISN'T."

Nick: Yeah, but that sounds like we're in a bad fantasy

Nick: And I posted

Des: But it IS outrageous

Nick: Who the hell would name their Kid thundersteel?

Nick: Drake is a cool name though

Des: Well thundersteel was a last name

Des: It was a heroic name generator XDD

Nick: I;m a vampire, not a hero

Des: Yeah, but I figured it would come up with the kind of over-the-top name I was looking for.

Des: And I would love to meet someone whose first name was Thundersteel, that'd be awesome

Des: Especially if they were a little kid that hadn't grown into it yet

Nick: What'd their nickname be though?

Des: "Stop eating legos, thundersteel!"

Nick: THud?

Des: Thundy.

Nick: That's way to close to undy

Nick: they'd get mugged

Des: Yeah true

Des: Maybe the kid just wouldn't have a nickname

Des: You'd never get mugged if your name was Thundersteel.

Nick: Or maybe with a name like thundersteel he'd be the one doing the mugging

Nick: exactly

Nick: Great minds think alike

Des: Indeed. XD

Des: It's like you name them that in hopes that they'll grow up to be a massive jerk. XDD

Nick: what twisted parents

....I wish I'd had this conversation when I was coming up with a pseudonym for my Child Development report. D:

deathdesu @ 2008-04-01T11:55:00

2008-04-01T18:55:59Z

I.

What.

ETA

The Wild Rose

Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)

shmolorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.

Your exact female opposite:

The Dirty Little Secret

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master

Always avoid: The Bachelor (DGSM)

Consider: The Vapor Trail (RBLM)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test | OkCupid - free online dating | Dating

deathdesu @ 2008-03-30T07:17:00

2008-03-30T14:18:31Z

Dear Kal.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’ll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I tripped on some sesame seeds, under the bus, and I saw you carve your initials into Bill Clinton.
I'm sure you're High enough to understand that I did a sex change.
I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory.
You should also know that I will never forget the incarnation as an eskimo.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,

Des

Do it like this:
Dear (the person who last texted/smsed you).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___
and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Annat; With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family