Zilon: ohay it's 2009.
Des: psh, for you
Des: I still have an hour XD
Zilon: How is it in the past?
Zilon: I hear you're still using rocks for wheels
Des: Actually Chi says I have to save the future since I'm in the past. :|
Zilon: You need to go back to the future to make sure your mom falls in love with your dad so you don't time paradox yourself out of existance.
Des: But my parents are divorced. 8|
Zilon: Do you want to be time paradox'd!
Des: I DUNNO D:
Des: I GUESS NOT
Zilon: INTO THE DELORIAN
Des: **gets in the Delorian** >:|
Des: I can't drive, does that matter? 8D
Zilon: GREAT SCOTT
Zilon: we need to get you a license before you fade out of existance
Des: 8D;;;
Des: Doc...
Des: I think we're gonna need a montage.
Zilon: The hours approaching, just give it your best
You've got to reach your prime.
That’s when you need to put yourself to the test,
And show us a passage of time!
Zilon: We're gonna need a montage (montage)
Oh it takes a montage (montage)
Des: In anything if you want to go
From just a beginner to a pro
You need a montage!
Even Rocky had a montage!
(montaaage!)
Zilon: Always fade out in a montage,
If you fade out, it seem like more time
Has passed in a montage,
Montage
montage
montaaaage
Des: ALL RIGHT! I'M READY TO GET IN THAT DELORIAN AND GO BACK TO THE FUTURE! >O
Des: without running anyone over!
Zilon: GET TO IT MAR- OH HEY I MEAN DES
Des: **DOES THAT SHIT.**
Zilon: ANTICLIMATIC
Des: WELL IF YOU MUST KNOW THE FULL STORY, MY PARENTS MET AT AN "UNDERCOVER" CONCERT AND STUFF.
Des: so I totally got to do that guitar playing bit anyway, despite the fact that I didn't know how to do that, I guess it got covered in the montage too
Des: montages are great
Zilon: They really are.
WELL WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS
HAPPY NEW YEAR, GUYS
Make it a good one!